Bad guy: Do what I want or I kill Elena
Me:
She never dies come on!
HOWEVER
*During last night’s episode*
Rebekah: “The deal is off so Elena is going to die”
Me:
But suddenly…
SHE FUCKING DIES
Me:
I’M SORRY FOR DOUBTING YOU AGAIN!
Let’s talk about our feelings and about our love life…
Seems appropriate.
And what’s up with school? Do they ever do homework or have breaks?!
for writing yet another “If you don’t do this Damon and/or Stephan we will kill Elena” episode and still making it good…This shit doesn’t get old.
I don’t know how you do it but it keeps me coming back.
TVD writers:
“Muahahahah and we will use that plot again and again and again! and you will all love it!!”
Damon: “Why do you look like someone just shot a panda bear?”
Damon: “Why are you so extra broody?”
Doctor Psycho: “I am going to take care of you “
Klaus: “Take a chance. Come one, get to know me. I dare you.”
Elijah: “Mother made us vampires, but she didn’t make us monsters. We did that ourselves”
Caroline: “She always ends up getting hurt”
Damon: “I’m better at being the bad guy”
Bonnie and her mom and she’s a vampire now and poor Klaus everyone betrays him is he ever gonna catch a break? Damon I love you you are not a bad guy OMG and Elena is smart with the cave and psycho doctor WTF were you thinking crazy bitch and OMG Caroline don’t be mean to Klaus and Bonnie and all of them and and and and and….*takes deep breath*
I’m ok now….
